At the Murderville Luxury Island Estates, whether you’re a Basic Bitch or True Killer, we want every player to love their experience with our game. So if you’re unsatisfied with your purchase, we offer a 66-day return policy on eligible items. That means returns are accepted within 66 days of the delivery date. The return item(s) must be unused, unopened, and in original condition and packaging. You must provide proof of purchase (order number or receipt). Non-returnable items purchased at pre-launch or early bird pricing are final sale and not eligible for return or refund. Opened, damaged, or used items are not eligible.
To start a return, email us at: su*****@*************me.com with your order number and reason for your bitch-ass return. Accept the fact that we are very likely to make fun of your reason and make every effort to deny your return because we prefer to keep your money. However, if approved, we’ll send you return instructions. You are responsible for return shipping costs unless the return is due to a damaged or incorrect item. Refunds are issued to the original payment method within 60 business days after we receive and inspect the returned item. Original shipping costs are non-refundable.
If you have questions, we have a highly trained support monkey who will receive your emails at: su*****@*************me.com.