The best towel for cleaning up the evidence.
Luxury meets lethal intent.
The Murderville Blood Towel is a richly absorbent, dangerously soft hand towel designed for “mysterious” blood-colored accidents that need to disappear.
Crafted from 700 GSM zero-twist Egyptian cotton, this blood red towel is thick, plush, and disturbingly elegant. Its color isn’t just a vibe — it’s a tactical choice. Whether you’re drying your hands, wiping down your latest mistake, or displaying it like a trophy, the Murderville Blood Towel delivers.
Each towel features a tastefully embroidered Murderville logo in the corner — subtle, stylish, elegant, and unmistakably sinister.
Size: 16″ x 28″ (40 x 70 cm)
Material: 100% Egyptian cotton, zero-twist weave
GSM: 700 — ultra-plush and super absorbent
Color: Oxblood red (ideal for hiding… stains)
Finish: Silver embroidered Murderville logo (3.5″ wide)
Care: Machine washable. Air dry for longer life. Blood not included.
$19.99
Available on backorder
“The best towel for cleaning up the evidence.”
Luxury meets lethal intent. Introducing the Murderville Blood Towel — a richly absorbent, dangerously soft hand towel designed for killers who like things… clean.
Crafted from 700 GSM zero-twist Egyptian cotton, this deep oxblood red towel is thick, plush, and disturbingly elegant. Its color isn’t just a vibe — it’s a tactical choice. Whether you’re drying your hands, wiping down your latest mistake, or displaying it like a trophy, the Murderville Blood Towel delivers.
Each towel features a tasteful black embroidered Murderville logo in the corner — subtle, stylish, and unmistakably sinister.
Size: 16″ x 28″ (40 x 70 cm)
Material: 100% Egyptian cotton, zero-twist weave
GSM: 700 — ultra-plush and super absorbent
Color: Oxblood red (ideal for hiding… stains)
Finish: Black embroidered Murderville logo (3.5″ wide)
Care: Machine washable. Air dry for longer life. Blood not included.
