You toss this card own and bolt out into the street, oiled up, completely naked, adrenaline coursing through every cell of your body holding a wild-eyed honey badger – amped up, teeth bared, practically vibrating with a manic energy that matches your own. Its eyes are sharp, feral, glinting with the kind of reckless rage only raw, unfiltered chaos and cocaine could create.
Your opponents freeze, their faces twisting from confusion to a dawning horror as they realize what’s coming at them. You launch forward, making no attempt to cover up, the absurdity only adding to the insanity of the moment. The honey badger hisses, its fur bristling, as it lunges at the first target, claws ripping at the fabric of their clothes, drawing a scream as they stagger backwards.
Without missing a beat, you start to eye the cards on the table, their stunned eyes locked on the snarling animal. The honey badger lets out a guttural growl, leaping onto the second target with the wild agility of something out of a nightmare. You snatch everything from the table, stuffing them into your free hand, barely managing to hold onto your loot.
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