This card allows you to Judo-toss your weaker handed opponent into a putrid mountain of discarded refuse of a Murderville garbage truck. They scramble to stand as you press the compactor button, slipping on slimy, unrecognizable debris, panic flooding their veins as the unmistakable whir of the compactor gears up. The hydraulic hiss grows louder, and they whip their head around to see the steel press beginning its slow, merciless advance, closing off any hope of escape.
They claw at the walls, trash sliding down in clumps around them, fingers slipping on grime as they desperately try to find a handhold. The compactor’s relentless grind is deafening, a mechanical growl that drowns out their hoarse screams. Their mind races, the seconds stretching into an eternity as the cold, unforgiving metal draws closer. With nowhere left to go, they kick wildly, feet thudding against the closing wall of waste, but the truck’s mechanisms are immune to fear and desperation.
The compactor inches closer, the filth compacting around them, their body wedged tighter with each brutal second. Their breath comes in gasps, but the air grows thinner, fouler, pressing in like the weight of a nightmare. The metal closes in, unforgiving, unyielding, until there’s nothing left but the heavy silence of machinery completing its grim task until their bone crunch and burst blood from the back of the truck like a stepped on ketchup packet.
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