Portable Stainless Steel Tableware set
Because even assassins need to eat.
Take your meals to the next level with the MURDERVILLE Portable Stainless Steel Tableware Set – the sleek, durable, and dangerously stylish way to dine anywhere. Whether you’re feasting in the wild, handling business lunches, or plotting your next move, this tableware set ensures you dominate the table… and the room.
FEATURES THAT CUT THROUGH THE COMPETITION
- Full Stainless Steel Construction – Rust-resistant, indestructible, and sleek enough to make your regular cutlery look like child’s play. Built to withstand the apocalypse… or just a tough steak.
- Compact & Portable – Rolls up into a sleek, black Murderville-branded carrying case that slips effortlessly into your bag, car, or tactical vest.
- Complete Set – Includes a fork, knife, spoon, can and bottle opener – because even the toughest deserve options.
- Tactical Grip – Precision handling for any meal, from five-star dinners to late-night instant noodles.
- Silent but Deadly – Soft slide out designed for quiet operation; so you can enjoy your meal without giving away your location.
WHY THIS SET DOMINATES:
- Murderville Branding – Laser-etched logo so you can flex your dark humor while staying classy.
- Eco-Friendly Villainy – Reusable, so you’re saving the planet one meal at a time – while looking like you own it.
- Stealthy & Functional – Perfect for outdoor adventures, work lunches, or impromptu black-tie espionage.
WHEN TO UNLEASH IT:
- Unexpected hostage situation – Should you find yourself hiding in a food pantry or kitchen.
- Office Lunches – Show your co-workers who’s in charge, even at the salad bar.
- Camping Trips – Survive the wilderness in a more stylish way.
- Road Trips & Flights – Disposable cutlery is for amateurs.
- Mysterious Dinners – Whether it’s sushi or spaghetti, this set makes sure you eat with authority.
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