Offensive Attack Card: Gush Puppet

Your palms shoot out like sledgehammers, one to the face, one to the gut, striking with a bone-rattling crack that echoes through the air. The first blow caves into their nose, cartilage snapping as blood geysers outward in thick, hot streams, painting their mouth and chin in crimson. The second sinks into their stomach so violently that their body folds in half, convulsing as everything inside them decides it’s time to evacuate at once. They lurch forward, spewing vomit in a sour arc across the floor, while the wet hiss of piss and the foul gush of shit escape in a humiliating spray that drips down their legs.

The scene is grotesque, a collapsing marionette unraveling before your eyes. Their eyes glaze over, pupils rolling as drool strings from their lips, and they drop, twitching and broken, a puppet with its strings cut. You don’t just win—you desecrate them, leaving behind a ruin of bodily fluids and shame for everyone to see.

Gush Puppet is a Level 1 kill card, the lowest rank in Murderville’s arsenal—but don’t mistake that for weakness. This card represents the raw, unfiltered violence of the streets: dirty, humiliating, and unforgettable. It’s not elegant. It’s not clever. It’s chaos, spectacle, and filth wrapped in a single, crushing double strike. Every deck needs a Gush Puppet—not just for the play, but for the reaction it rips from the table.