Pre Launch
Expected Release: November 28

Pre Launch

Offensive Attack Card: That’s So A Gross

The moment the tripwire snaps, the room springs to life in a horrifying, calculated assault. The swift “whoosh” of 144 sharpened pencils, honed to needle-like tips, shoot upward at a deadly 45-degree angle, cutting through the air with terrifying precision. They strike, relentless and unforgiving, as if guided by something sinister, aiming for every vulnerable spot. The first wave pierces your opponent’s eyes, searing pain detonating as their vision splinters into darkness. The sharp stabs follow, one after another, sinking into the tender flesh of their nose, puncturing the soft tissues of their throat.

Your opponent’s arms flinch reflexively to shield themselves, but the pencils meet them too, embedding into their forearms, turning them into pin-cushions of raw agony. Their chest heaves, desperate for air as each breath pulls against the punctures now riddling their torso. Stinging, biting pain claws down their stomach, pins tearing flesh from abdomen to legs.

They barely register the pencils skewering through their thighs, calves, and feet, pain and shock merging into a blur. But a sharp, blinding agony jolts through their body as one pencil finds that most private place, targeting the urethra with unrelenting malice. Nerve endings scream, every inch of them aflame, as the assault completes the brutal, mechanical precision of your genius.

Original price was: $8.99.Current price is: $4.99.

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The moment the tripwire snaps, the room springs to life in a horrifying, calculated assault. The swift “whoosh” of 144 sharpened pencils, honed to needle-like tips, shoot upward at a deadly 45-degree angle, cutting through the air with terrifying precision. They strike, relentless and unforgiving, as if guided by something sinister, aiming for every vulnerable spot. The first wave pierces your opponent’s eyes, searing pain detonating as their vision splinters into darkness. The sharp stabs follow, one after another, sinking into the tender flesh of their nose, puncturing the soft tissues of their throat.

Your opponent’s arms flinch reflexively to shield themselves, but the pencils meet them too, embedding into their forearms, turning them into pin-cushions of raw agony. Their chest heaves, desperate for air as each breath pulls against the punctures now riddling their torso. Stinging, biting pain claws down their stomach, pins tearing flesh from abdomen to legs.

They barely register the pencils skewering through their thighs, calves, and feet, pain and shock merging into a blur. But a sharp, blinding agony jolts through their body as one pencil finds that most private place, targeting the urethra with unrelenting malice. Nerve endings scream, every inch of them aflame, as the assault completes the brutal, mechanical precision of your genius.

They stagger back into the far wall, which is covered in a sharpened grid of erected pencils. It slams into their skull with a meaty crunch, splintering wood and bone alike. Shards of cedar and fragments of lead scatter across the floor like confetti at a demented celebration.

They crumple, convulsing, their body a grotesque mosaic of broken shafts jutting out at unnatural angles. Blood pools, swirling with graphite dust, staining the floor into a dark, metallic sheen. The machine gives a final mechanical groan, then one last pencil fires—landing dead center in the exposed hollow of their throat.

Silence. Only the faint drip of red onto the polished floor breaks it, the perfect period at the end of your orchestrated carnage.

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