Express Your Inner Glee…
Slip into something that says exactly how you feel – without having to say a word. The “I’m Feeling Extra Murdery Today” Tee is not just a shirt; it’s an expression of your inner-self wrapped in the softest, most dangerously comfortable blend of cotton, rayon, and spandex.
FEATURES THAT KILL
- Bold Front Print – “I’m Feeling Extra Murdery Today” – because subtlety is overrated.
- Signature Back Branding – Murderville’s iconic “M” community symbol is something other Murvillians will instantly recognize and respect.
- Supreme Comfort & Flexibility – The poly-blend fabric moves with you – whether you’re lounging, chasing your enemies, or just dodging responsibilities.
- Tailored Fit – With just the right amount of stretch, this tee hugs in all the right places, delivering maximum intimidation with minimum effort.
- Durable as Hell – Survives every wash, unlike some people you might know.
WHY YOU NEED THIS:
- Express Yourself (Loudly): Perfect for those days when bullshit isn’t on the menu.
- Versatile AF: Pairs perfectly with jeans, leather jackets, and your most murderous mood.
- Unisex Design: Fits assassins and masterminds of all sizes.
- Stealthy but Strong: Soft enough for comfort, tough enough to survive whatever you’re plotting.
 WHEN TO WEAR IT:
- Lazy Sundays (when no one is safe).
- Monday Mornings (no explanation needed).
- Out with Friends – Just in case they forget who the alpha is.
- Anytime You’re Feeling… Well, Extra Murdery.
Order now and wear your mood on your chest.
