Pre Launch
Expected Release: November 28

Pre Launch

Offensive Attack Card: You’re Fired

Say Molotov! With just a bottle of high-proof alcohol, flames engulf your opponent. This is the perfect mid-game, first or second round set up retaliation card to throw at an opponent when you happen to have more cards remaining in your hand than they do. Follow it with a higher ranking card to finish them off or watch them go down in flames.

$8.99

2 in stock (can be backordered)

Description

With a single card, a bottle smashes at your opponent’s feet with a sharp, shattering crack, and in an instant, flames leap hungrily from the ground, curling up around their legs like living things. The heat is immediate and brutal, a fierce, blistering wave that claws its way up, searing through the fabric of their clothes and licking against their skin. Your opponent’s heart pounds, each beat a jolt of terror as they stumble back, desperate, feeling the flames chase them, clinging with relentless fury. Smoke thickens around them, blurring their vision as the fire roars louder, devouring everything it touches with a crackling hiss that drowns out all thought.

Every nerve in their body screams as the fire sears deeper, eating into their flesh, its heat a merciless predator. They thrash, flailing as if somehow they could beat the flames back, but the flames grip tighter, feeding off their fear, their desperation, and the dry air thickening with acrid smoke. Their breaths turn shallow, each one a painful gasp that pulls in heat and ash. They stagger, feeling the world dim, edges blurring as the pain crescendos, sharp and unyielding, gnawing through their senses until they fray and splinter. The ground tilts, their legs buckle, and they drop to their knees amid the fiery inferno as they cling to their lower level card.

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