The sickening thud of barbell metal against skull suddenly drowns out the sound of unrequested fitness advice with a violent clangy rhythm that consumes the air. Finally, there’s silence, broken only by your heavy breathing, the barbell slips from your grip, its bloody weight rolling against the floor as you release it. You stand above the remnants of the wannabe fitness guru, eating a donut above their well-toned mangled body.
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Use this card to arm yourself with a 30lb barbell of solid metal that you bring down, fast and brutally on your opponent’s head. The impact is immediate, a sharp crack echoing as metal meets bone. Pain explodes across their face, radiating from the point of impact, but you don’t stop. Your face is intense, focused, and unyielding. Each swing is deliberate, fueled by a fierce determination, and every hit lands with sickening precision.
Your opponent’s vision fades, pain swallowing every sense, yet glimpses of your resolve remain in their fading awareness, unwavering, as you lift the barbell again and again, the weight crashing down without mercy.
The barbell crashes down on their neck, the force pushing them back, forcing them down. Another blow follows, smashing into their face, the metal cutting into skin, breaking bone, and drawing blood. It splatters, spraying arcs of blood with each swing, staining your hands and speckling the metal, yet you press on, relentless, defeating the ever frustrating, ever disciplined, greater-than-thou gym rat in your life as they throw down their meager level 1 card.
