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Expected Release: November 28

Pre Launch

Offensive Attack Card: Cheap Chimp Chump Hump

Imagine training your adolescent pet chimp to express its sexual rage on your opponents. They have no choice but to feel its hot, erratic breath graze against their skin as it leans in, eyes wild and unrestrained, as it unleashes its primal urges and fury upon their face and climaxes into the back of their skull.

$8.99

10 in stock

Description

This Murvillian card design, causes a nightmarish twist of fate, as your opponent locks eyes with a creature, primal and powerful, emanating an intensity that they can’t quite comprehend until it’s too late. This chimpanzee, frenzied with sexual rage, adrenaline, and a disturbing edge of black market ED meds, will let out a guttural scream that slices through the air, freezing your opponent in place. Its muscles, visibly tensing under its bristling fur, will ripple as it charges toward them with an unnatural speed. They won’t even have time to brace themselves before its ironclad grip clamps the back of their head and forces its rock-hard monkey dick into their gaping mouth hole with rough and unyielding and unyielding hands, fingers curled with an overwhelming strength that defies its size.

A brutal, savage movement, it will wrench and tear at their face, pain erupting in sharp, relentless waves as it rips away flesh and sinew. Their senses will reel—smell, touch, and even sight will distort and blur, caught between searing agony and surreal disbelief. The animal’s fervent, almost delirious growls as its engorged man meat drowns out their cry, its eyes glazed with a manic energy as it continues its assault. The world around them will dim, leaving only the horrifying, visceral sensations of flesh torn from their skull and boundaries breached in the raw, horrifying power of this creature’s unleashed frenzy.

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